December 2011
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WHAT SHE ORDER?
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Josh: You were right! You were right about dad! He's seeing another woman.
Drake: What happened?!
Josh: I caught him sneaking in at midnight wearing a suit and when I asked him where he had been he said he was picking up milk but drank it on the way home.
Drake: AW MAN.
Josh: I KNOW.
Drake: We really needed some milk!
Josh: THIS IS NOT. ABOUT. YOUR DAIRY. NEEDS.
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I have $190 in my Conference fund so far. Woooo :)
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Guys I think Wren is A in the Pretty Little Liars tv series. Like, think about it. He wanted Spencer, so he made her break up with Toby and kissed her. He works at the hospital, so he could have easily tampered w/ Emily’s steroid test and has access to all the medical records. His eyes are freaking beautiful and at the end of the last episode, the lady at the diner called him “pretty...
can one of you
like
bring me taco bell
thanks
If people start bandwagoning with the Warriors, I swear……
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Okay Taylor Lautner came out it’s your turn Boo Boo.
Anonymous asked: Wooow you spelled Kobe wrong.
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“Ya good shot Derek Rose!!11!!!1! You got Coby Brian good!!11!!!!1”
– Girls on my news feed who obviously don’t watch basketball
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AHHHH that floater though! You go Glenn Coco. Gooood Game.
NikeTown was HELLLLLA crowded today. The Concord 11s aren’t even that nice. I got my Air Jordan Hydro 2 slippers today though. SUCCESS. :’)
My 6 year old nephew.
Me: Do you have a girlfriend yet?
Him: Not yet ate. But there's a girl Sara that sits in front of me. She's really pretty. She gave me a cookie today so I let her borrow my red crayon. She just makes me feel funny. Like I wanna hug her all the time and give her flowers.
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Anonymous asked: lemme get at your friend judy tho ;)
Soben is over-the-phone-comforting me.
Soben: Okay okay okay, open your arms.
Me: Haha okaaay, they're open.
Soben: And close.....You just had an over the phone hug!
Me: hahaha thank you.
Sonen: Okay now hold that position. Pretend I'm patting you on the back. IT'S OKAY. EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE OKAY. Now breathe in. AHHHH. And out. AHHHHH.
If i had a fridge in my room i would never come out.
My 8 year old sister's advice on boys.
Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
Sister: You tell him.
Me: And if he doesn't like you?
Sister: You kill him.
I need a good movie to watch while i cuddle up with my teddy bear and drink hot cocoa.
Suggestions?
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lol i'm watching hey arnold
Franky G: You're okay kid!
Arnold: WHAT?
Franky G: You got potential!
Arnold: YOU WANT MY PENCIL?
A white van keeps driving by my house should i be scared
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Yaaaay I learned how to play Lemonade by Passion on guitar.
Okay, now I have to learn how to sing it. haha.
MY DOG FARTED AND THEN HE GOT SCARED AND STARTED WHIMPERING AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
matthewfuckingjuco:
brianna- answered your question: Adventure Time Cutout Pictures|Marceline the…
i made all of them already. GET ON MY LEVEL.
AHAHAHA.
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idk why but i really like when guys have scars on their eyebrows.
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My English teacher is better than yours.
Mrs. Graham: OW. I HATE PAPER CUTS. ESPECIALLY THIS ONE. IT'S SO LONG AND THICK. WHICH ARE GOOD QUALITIES IN MOST CASES, BUT NOT NOW.
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I got bored so I combined every juice in my fridge and it tasted delicious.
“Laura, I don’t hate you because you’re fat. You’re fat, because I hate you.”
Done with homework.
So….what time is it?
ADVENTURE TIIIIIIME.
DAMN AFRICA WHAT HAPPENED
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OMG I JUST REALIZED QUIN FROM ZOEY 101 IS CAMILLE ON BIG TIME RUSH.
I hate how you only talk to me when you need me for something. I don’t get why I’m always there for you when you’re just using me.